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She ran her hands over its smooth hard length one last time, frustrated tears welling up in her eyes. They had been together for many years, sharing memories, treasuring photos and precious words, but now the sodding laptop was broken and had lost half a perfectly good blog piece again and so it had to go. It wouldn’t be easy but it was either buy a new machine or face paying a glazier to repair the hole the old one left as it sailed out the unopened window.
She had awoken with a start that day, it’s not as good as a naked man but it was what she awoke with none the less. Today was the day she would meet her new laptop, the machine of her dreams. She didn’t know what it would look like yet but she knew she would at long last get the 15.6 inches she’d been longing for. With a widescreen like…
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